10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---