10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.