10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen