10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.