10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson