10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "No river, no fish."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.