10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson