10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Welcome to kicker school
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack