10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!