10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier