10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson