10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.