10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You have to piss with the dick you have