10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.