10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.