10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach