10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "No river, no fish."