10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• It's Free To Fold...
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels