10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack