10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.