10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is for loners.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright