10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."