10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson