10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion