10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer