10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."