10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT