10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.