10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe