10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.