10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.