10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"