10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water