10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.