10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is for loners.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.