10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury