10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)