10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!