10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die