10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"