10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders