10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Welcome to kicker school
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"