10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?