10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com