10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson