10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is for loners.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen