10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "No river, no fish."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.