10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is for loners.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-