10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.