10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "No river, no fish."